Anarchist's definitions

Louie Anderson

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.

"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Pitt Fiend

Anyone morbidly (usually sexually) obsessed with Brad Pitt.

"I found a laminated, half-naked picture in Gareth's copy of To Kill a Mockingbird."

"What a Pitt Fiend!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

blubbernaut

a fat bag o' crap obsessed with reefer and rimjobs

"how's blubbernaut doing? Still have his head up the teacher's ass?

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Boo-yah

An annoying exclamation, often uttered by planetarium-headed freshmen who think they're karate kid, often in a high-pitched, grating, nasal tone.

"Boo-yah! I'll slap you!"

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003