pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Colin

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..

Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

pooley

welsh for shag.

I poolied a sheep last night.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Hairy-Nipples

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.

Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.

I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?

by Anonymous March 10, 2003