AnOnymous 's definitions

asho

hot to the extreme, intelligent, funny, overall amazing.

you dont know what your missin out on

by anonymous February 19, 2005

farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

freethinker

A person whose only believe is science and not god. Some freethinkers believe that god has abandoned us for a long time ago.

God doesn't exist. The bible said nothing about dinosaurs and that the earth was flat.

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

dracolich

From Dungeons and Dragons, a role playing game developed by Wizards of the Coast. A dragon, most often one with the profession of a wizard or such magic user, that dies and is restored to life by magical means.

The dragon took great pains to become a dracolich after death.

by anonymous January 9, 2005

bizzaro

When someone is the complete opposite of you but the same in some strange way.

To people may look the same, but have nothing and common and hate each other.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

cap

Stops man glue from fertilising the eggs

by Anonymous May 13, 2003