by Anonymous December 29, 2004
A half urban, half suburban city in Connecticut. The school systems suck, there's nothing to do, and downtown is a joke. The ghetto kids think they're hardcore and the rich North Stamford kids are uptight kids who wear highwaters. The beaches are infested with dead babies and syringes, and there are no good restaurants. Doesn't compare with Greenwich or New Canaan.
"I'm from Stamford."
"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."
"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
Attention Whore who makes random comments at Shacknews.com in an attempt to be funny. The opposite is usually the result of such posts.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003