one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
Get the buttmonkeymug. 
The reason I'm stuck on dialup. Argh.
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*
by Anonymous December 18, 2004
Get the telstramug. Weird awkward asian kid, possibily a loner. Will sometimes play chess with himself outside even in the harshest canadian winter weather.Prone to be used as the center focus of a joke.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.
Looks wise. But, in truth deeply disturbed.
HA! Look at wise man. It's fucking minus 30 and he playing chess.
"Trr ta ta ta", wise man
"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man
"Trr ta ta ta", wise man
"Whaaa, what's the probleme?", wise man
by anonymous April 07, 2005
Get the wise manmug. its a ki blast that is gathered by all of nature through the body and formed into a ball. it has a very destructive power behind it. sorta like Goku
's spirt bomb
's spirt bomb
by Anonymous April 05, 2003
Get the hadokenmug. "Let go of me you FAT FUCK!
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
Get the Fat Johnmug. 