lump of brown smell

poop
turd
thing that goes in the toilet and isn't pee. Usually comes out of your bum. If it doesn't your hopefully got the wrong thing. If you don't you should really see a doctor.
That lump of brown smell is stinking up the house! Take it outside! It shouldn't be sitting there on teh dinner table like that!
by anonymous September 29, 2003
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naples

also a city in florida

known to contain the coolest people ever

also more millionaires per mile than anywhere else
only certain people can live in naples..
by anonymous December 29, 2004
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Madamasselle

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
by anonymous September 20, 2004
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karyaazure

karyaazure rox my sox!
by anonymous November 26, 2004
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handlobraes

The ability of a car to run circles around other cars.
by Anonymous June 01, 2003
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ARSE!

An expression of arse, populated by the BBC show 'The Fast Show'.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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poofter

a gas plant fill in that carries a "purse for a lunch bag"
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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