A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.
"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
defines everything and anything. used repetitively and abnoxiously by guys at hall makes this word a pain in the ass.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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I needed to look up information on politics, so I typed it into the search engine and got all this cool stuff.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
by Anonymous April 25, 2003