Dungeons and Dragons - A bothersome character which annoys the real tanks, such as fighters and barbarians, and serves no real purpose, other than to look stupid and get smashed into the earth by a golem.
Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.
Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.
Fighter/Barbarian: "I saw a half-elf Bard once try to use Charm Monster on a Dragon. He's fertilizer now... I then slew the dragon in less than three rounds."
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
Nicole: I feel the wind blow through my h-ai-air. YOU CANT SING!!Stop singing out of ur nose at least. For gods sake
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
1.An extremely obese person.
by Anonymous April 21, 2003