Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 10, 2005

ylime

an unhealthy obsession with someone who is not interested or dont have a chance with

I_ate_Chad has a ylime with Deron Miller

by Anonymous February 05, 2003

lipstick lesbian

The sexiest type of woman alive. A feminine lesbian.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

lipstick lesbian

feminine lesbian

When a new lipstick lesbian walked into the fern bar, all the birddogs went on point.

by Anonymous November 08, 2002

pinder

someone who boasts a big package and does good with women

man i wish i was a pinder

by Anonymous June 02, 2003

asspicker

Person who picks their ass or someone elses.

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

doozer

a big stud

what a doozer

by Anonymous October 20, 2003