AnDrEw's definitions

Crong

Erect Penis

I have a huge crong.

by Andrew November 12, 2003

Griffin Slayer

GriffinSlayer or "the King of the N00bs" is the king of all the new and stupid players of the game.

1:Hooray for GriffinSlayer, King of the N00bs!!!

by Andrew May 13, 2005

deskmerc

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

by Andrew December 1, 2003

dogap

The space between a dog and a wall.

"Please clean the floors, and don't miss the dogap."

by Andrew June 2, 2003

erstwhile virgin

One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.

Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.

by Andrew July 14, 2004

hummer

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."

by andrew June 17, 2005

douchein

one who is douchely in nature

also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"

can be used as a monnicker and/or insult

Matt: what up douchein
Andrew: notin much bruheim

by Andrew December 23, 2003