9 definitions by Ampresandman

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins
by Ampresandman December 9, 2011
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(fy-nan-say) The combination of the words fiance` and financial provider. a derogatory term that is basically the "n word" to gold digging trifling ass who-ers. Though a finance` is ultimately how most women view their soon to be rich husbands regardless of their level of shamelessness to actually publicly admit this or not.
The former finance` is now financially depleted after less than a year of marriage where the entitled obtained her lords entire net worth in such a short time, and all she had to labor was baring a child of her sin and deceit as consequence for pretending to want to consummate the marriage.
by Ampresandman November 29, 2013
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