Definitions by Amphibious Goddess
Spanish sex dream
When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
Spanish sex dream by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
Spanish sex dream
When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
Spanish sex dream by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
vodka villain
When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.
Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.
vodka villain by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
vodka villain
When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.
Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.
vodka villain by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
pool playing prime
That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.
My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.
pool playing prime by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
Chocolate delight
Chocolate delight by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016
The Situation
The Situation by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016