Trapping

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 04, 2016

Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

by Amphibious Goddess December 03, 2017

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016