by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016
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by Amphibious Goddess June 02, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionary Reject mug.When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.
Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.
by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
Get the vodka villain mug.That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.
My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.
by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
Get the pool playing prime mug.Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016
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by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
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