Amphibious Goddess's definitions

Trapping

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Symbiotic Relationship

A mutually satisfying relationship where both partners are giving and taking equally, allowing each other to be individuals, while at the same supporting each other's endeavors, and offering love and compassion.

Challbaby and I have a symbiotic relationship. Taking turns being each other's side kick.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016