4 definitions by Amish Pornstar
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
Masturbating to a magazine. Hardcore old school involves the lingerie section of an old Sears catalog.
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010