Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.

Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

old school

Masturbating to a magazine. Hardcore old school involves the lingerie section of an old Sears catalog.

Nah. I'm gonna kick it old school.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010