Definitions by Ami Pond

Icy Mountain Runoff

"When you put an ice cube on her nipple. And then cum on the ice cube and wait for it to melt."

The icy mountain runoff is so slow unless it's summer.

Icy Mountain Runoff by Ami Pond February 5, 2026

Alabama Health Care Provider 

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

Alabama Health Care Provider by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

peanut butter canoe 

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

peanut butter canoe by Ami Pond March 15, 2023