Decent List

A list of one or many people that have some qualities to be a crush but you do not have a crush on them.
Me: So who is on your decent list?
Friend: I don't know? A few people...
Me: gasp Tell me.
Friend: Just remember the people that I'm about to tell you, I do not have a crush on them.
by Amethyst Bandel February 22, 2016
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Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.
Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.
by Amethyst Bandel February 22, 2016
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