"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"
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Let it Snow peas Burger

As per Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with snow peas
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let it Snow peas Burger, you should try it!"
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Bean Spirit Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"
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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
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duderus

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
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Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."
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