Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Noah's arcade

An arcade that resolves the issue of game-hogging by including two (or more) of every game. Since it has two of everything, it's called a Noah's arcade.

That kid has been hogging the racing game for over an hour. But it's okay, this is a Noah's arcade, we'll just play next to him!

Noah's arcade by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 19, 2016

Houstonguing 

Men in Texas are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Houstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Texas. Literally, a Houston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Texas last week, and this guy gave me the Houstonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

Houstonguing by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 19, 2016

Wannabeach 

A stretch of shoreline featuring some crappy, pebbly sand, that is deeply unsatisfying to spend time on. It's a fake beach. Literally, a wannabe beach.

My boyfriend took me to the wannabeach in the park yesterday. Take me to the sand next time!

Wannabeach by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Aridzona 

Lightly mocking term for the state of Arizona, one of the driest states in the U.S. Origin: Arid / Arizona

It's summer again. You know what that means -- no rain and more 100-degree days in Phoenix, Aridzona!

Aridzona by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Radicalifornia 

A right-wing term for the politics of the West Coast.
Origin: Radical + California

All these new laws. Only in Radicalifornia!

Radicalifornia by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Edraculate 

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

Edraculate by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Cin City 

A short, affectionate term for Cincinnati. Used playfully when describing one's shameful exploits in the area.

Omg, I can't believe I drank a whole dozen beers last night. Me and this girl left, and talk about a night in Cin City!! What happens in Cincy stays in Cincy, right brother?

Cin City by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016