Butt

"Butt."
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"
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Judist colony

Literally, a nudist colony intended only for Jews. Hence Jew-dist Colony.
Did you peek through the fence when you passed by the Judist Colony? Talk about a circumsized sausagefest.
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Jagged Little Dill Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"
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Pelosi

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.
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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
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Meter

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second
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