Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.
"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"
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Eclipse

Something you should stare at... if you want to go blind. Like the Dumbass in Chief shown here.
Dumbass Trump stared at the eclipse, because he's a fucking dumbass.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"
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Kilogram

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015ร—10โˆ’34 when expressed in the unit Jโ‹…s, which is equal to kgโ‹…m2โ‹…sโˆ’1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ฮ”ฮฝCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
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Krauted House Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"
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Rest in Peas Burger

A specialized burger that comes with peas!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Rest in Peas Burger, it comes with peas!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"
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