Butterface Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with butter lettuce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Butterface Burger, it comes with butter lettuce."
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Naughtica

A brand of clothes for naughty people
I'mma go to Macy's and pick up some Naughtica jeans
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Spiceps

Sleeves that you wear on your biceps to hold all your spices while you cook
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"
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Ointment and pee

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"
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A special burger that comes with relleno pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger, you should try it!"
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with succotash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
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