by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 17, 2018

by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 17, 2018

That time at the end of Lent when people can start eating meat again and immediately go to eat a hamburger
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 29, 2018

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.
Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ June 29, 2020

Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 29, 2018

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olive And Let Die Burger, it's served with olives!"
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 16, 2018

by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 20, 2018
