America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.

Creationists are idiots.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 26, 2020

Liarbility

A dishonest person's attempt to actively lie so to remove liability from oneself after causing a traffic accident. From liability + liar.

He was trying to commit some epic insurance fraud and get out of paying for that other guy's car. Talk about liarbility!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016

Atnas

Santa's evil twin brother.

You know Atnas is evil because he's Santa spelled backwards.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger

A burger that comes with sharp cheddar cheese.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger... it comes with sharp cheddar!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Scent of a Cumin Burger

A cumin-seasoned burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Scent of a Cumin Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018