TDS

a.k.a. Trump Derangement Syndrome. The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.

Mike is disconnected from reality and plans to double-down on Trump in 2020; the TDS is strong in this one.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018

I'm fine

Either a very generic remark in response to a generic question, or something to be very worried about.

Louise: "I'm fine."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Charbroil Fair Burger

A special burger that's spiced with Parlsey, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Charbroil Fair Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

No-Nut November

When you can't eat cashews, almonds, or even legumes for the entire month of November

Nope, no pecans for you -- it's No-Nut November!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 03, 2018

Giuliani

The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.

He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 12, 2023