Easter

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bostonguing

Massachusetts men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Bostonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Massachusetts. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Massachusetts last week, and this guy gave me the Bostonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Art Crawl

A community event involving displays / sales of artwork across a community's downtown

Time to take a cultural stroll... it's time for Art Crawl

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger

A burger with curry flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Meatsiah

The most difficult burger to create known to man. It consists of beef tartare inside a burger medium-well inside a “Burger Wellington.”

Bob is going to make the Meatsiah!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018