Eclipse

Something you should stare at... if you want to go blind. Like the Dumbass in Chief shown here.
Dumbass Trump stared at the eclipse, because he's a fucking dumbass.
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One Horse Open Slaw Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the One Horse Open Slaw Burger, you should try it!"
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Cin City

A short, affectionate term for Cincinnati. Used playfully when describing one's shameful exploits in the area.
Omg, I can't believe I drank a whole dozen beers last night. Me and this girl left, and talk about a night in Cin City!! What happens in Cincy stays in Cincy, right brother?
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Elizabeth Warren

A woman with a plan! Incredibly smart and taught law at, among other places, the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard University. She currently serves as Senator from Massachusetts, and would make a kick-ass President in 2020.
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Runny Out of Thyme Burger

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"
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Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into
This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!
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Plymouth Roquefort Burger

A special cheeseburger served with roquefort cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Plymouth Roquefort Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"
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