America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Flightning

Lightning that strikes an aircraft

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Cajun Gracefully Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Cajun-spiced burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cajun Gracefully Burger you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bob's Burgers

An amazing animated sitcom that features god-awful (read: amazing) puns galore

Ahh, let's watch Bob's Burgers!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018