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The Final Kraut Down Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Threelips

Tulips that are so great that they're more than just "two-lips"

"Those were great tulips. More like threelips."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Hamptonguing

When visiting the Hamptons men love going down on their ladies. Thus, a Hamptonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, in the Hamptons. Literally, a Hampton-tonguing!

I took a trip to the Hamptons last week, and this guy gave me the Hamptonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with chorizo

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014