2 definitions by Alt Linguist
A threesome with a female, typically a middle aged suburban mom and both Cuomo brothers; Chris Cuomo of CNN and his older brother, Andrew Cuomo, the Rock star governor of NY. Most often preceded by a full home cooked meal of spaghetti and meatballs.
During this Covid19 lockdown I am having crazy dreams. In last night's dream, I had sexy time with both Andy and Chris Cuomo. I cannot wait til this "stay-at-home" order is lifted so I can invite them the two of over to "stay at home" for a full Cuomosome.
by Alt Linguist April 15, 2020
The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.
Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.
Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.
“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”
Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .
Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .
by Alt Linguist January 1, 2018