Alphonsie's definitions
1. (n) The person you need to call when you have a steadicam need.
2. (n) A person who is able to control his penis with surprising accuracy. See also: studmuffin
2. (n) A person who is able to control his penis with surprising accuracy. See also: studmuffin
1.
Gina: You're creating a ten-minute long tracking shot?! Holy shit! You need to give the steadiking a call!
Bruce: He's so rugged and handsome.
Chris: And he can handle a steadicam like no other, fo sho.
2. That fucking steadicam is always taking my bitches. I wish his dick would fall off.
Gina: You're creating a ten-minute long tracking shot?! Holy shit! You need to give the steadiking a call!
Bruce: He's so rugged and handsome.
Chris: And he can handle a steadicam like no other, fo sho.
2. That fucking steadicam is always taking my bitches. I wish his dick would fall off.
by Alphonsie November 17, 2006
Get the steadikingmug.