steadiking

1. (n) The person you need to call when you have a steadicam need.
2. (n) A person who is able to control his penis with surprising accuracy. See also: studmuffin

1.
Gina: You're creating a ten-minute long tracking shot?! Holy shit! You need to give the steadiking a call!
Bruce: He's so rugged and handsome.
Chris: And he can handle a steadicam like no other, fo sho.

2. That fucking steadicam is always taking my bitches. I wish his dick would fall off.

steadiking by Alphonsie November 17, 2006

Stealking 

When you must stalk or use something before you steal it. Used a lot when taking another persons boyfriend/girlfriend.

I'm totally stealking John's girlfriend tomorrow.

Stealking by mrcpr09 October 21, 2009

Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.

Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.

Steaking by Brillton June 29, 2014

staliking 

The act of stalking someone on facebook whilst "liking" every single one of their wall posts. Sometimes said as an unintended pun.

Guy #1: That girl is staliking me on fb. She's "liked" all my status updates since February.
Guy #1: *stalking, srry
Guy #2: Still a pretty good pun.

staliking by Altimit1 March 25, 2011

steadling 

Steadling is when you are very drunk and can't control what you are doing

Worth $70+

The man was "steadling" all over

People stead when they are drunk

steadling by 100% Defenitions April 12, 2019

Steading

a word used instead of steady

your steading hating

Steading by diddy widdy with the tiddy October 24, 2025

APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com

I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.

APARTMENT STEADING by 613OttawaMan February 17, 2026