table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .
"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"
by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006
mugGet the table bootymug.

culo finger

A finger or fingers forcefully inserted into the anus of another. Can be used for pleasuring or as a threat. No lube neccesary.
"what the fuck you say? Don't make me give you the culo finger!"
by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006
mugGet the culo fingermug.