Aloysius Waukau's definitions

table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .

"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006

culo finger

A finger or fingers forcefully inserted into the anus of another. Can be used for pleasuring or as a threat. No lube neccesary.

"what the fuck you say? Don't make me give you the culo finger!"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006