Alonzo Jewels's definitions

Fauxmance

When two people who are single spend time together, and act like a couple. That inculdes hand holding, kissing, PDA, cuddling, and having sex. But if anyone ask them if they are a couple they both say no.

Are you and Jessica a couple? You guys hang out all the time. Nah we just got a Fauxmance

by Alonzo Jewels July 24, 2009

Unsingle

That's when you're single and another single person that are long distance come together and be a couple for a moment.

Me and her met on Facebook, she's in Texas I'm in California, we're going to meet in Texas and be unsingle for the weekend

by Alonzo Jewels July 9, 2018

Memelationship

When your only interaction with someone is sharing and tagging them in memes

So what's up with you and Jessica, I see her on your page all the time.

Oh we're in a MEMELATIONSHIP

by Alonzo Jewels October 13, 2019

Reckless White People-ing

Any activity of reckless nature, almost always performed by white people. Such as set themselves on fire, jumping into a cactus nude or petting great white sharks

What the hell is Brad doing with that tiger?

Reckless white people-ing

by Alonzo Jewels January 27, 2016

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021