Definitions by Alonzo Jewels

Dick-Dapping 

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

Dick-Dapping by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

Memelationship 

When your only interaction with someone is sharing and tagging them in memes

So what's up with you and Jessica, I see her on your page all the time.

Oh we're in a MEMELATIONSHIP

Memelationship by Alonzo Jewels October 13, 2019

Unsingle 

That's when you're single and another single person that are long distance come together and be a couple for a moment.

Me and her met on Facebook, she's in Texas I'm in California, we're going to meet in Texas and be unsingle for the weekend

Unsingle by Alonzo Jewels July 9, 2018

Reckless White People-ing 

Any activity of reckless nature, almost always performed by white people. Such as set themselves on fire, jumping into a cactus nude or petting great white sharks

What the hell is Brad doing with that tiger?

Reckless white people-ing

Reckless White People-ing by Alonzo Jewels January 27, 2016

Fauxmance

When two people who are single spend time together, and act like a couple. That inculdes hand holding, kissing, PDA, cuddling, and having sex. But if anyone ask them if they are a couple they both say no.

Are you and Jessica a couple? You guys hang out all the time. Nah we just got a Fauxmance

Fauxmance by Alonzo Jewels July 24, 2009