Allie’s ex boyfriend's definitions

mr newell

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Johnbot

One who typically does not care & always finds the best out of the situation.

Geez, Johnbot is going mayhem wouldn’t ya say!?

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017