Definitions by Alley L

put on your condoms 

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

put on your condoms by Alley L October 17, 2008

oh shit bars 

The handlebars inside the car you grab when scary shit goes on.

AKA - What you grab when you drive with Brandie.

Brandie's gonna try to drift in her bug, grab your oh shit bars.

oh shit bars by Alley L October 16, 2008