That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Blowvid

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

She tested positive for Covid but I had the vaccine so I asked for a blowvid

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

Caprifun

When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.

I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.

by All Bets Hedged June 20, 2022

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Bips

The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

My neighbor was at it again, and I couldn’t tell if it was drums or bips

by All Bets Hedged June 12, 2021

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2020

Manogram

When a trans woman gets a mammogram

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023