Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Water Parking 

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

Water Parking by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken 

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

My Check Machine is Broken by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend 

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Turducken 

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

Turducken by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Left the Side Door Open 

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

Left the Side Door Open by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

Bleaching the Limestone by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020

Dripping Faucet 

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

Dripping Faucet by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020