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Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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Lick the Doorknob

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.
It is gross, but he is a scumble.
by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021
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Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.
He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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Cocksicled

When someone is murdered by an Icicle that is shaped like a cock.
That dude got cocksicled.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021
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