Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Blowvid

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

She tested positive for Covid but I had the vaccine so I asked for a blowvid

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021