43 definitions by All Bets Hedged

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

Taking a selfie when you are getting a blowjob

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.