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Definitions by Alistair_123

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult
1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"
shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005
1. Peasant. Slaves that worked on the land in the feudal system. Disapeared with the feudal system in western Europe, but emancipated much later in Russia by Tsar Alexander II.

2. Insult.
1. "Fly my serfs, FLY! Muhahaha!"

2.
Bill: "God damn it Leroy, you're such a serf!"
Leroy: "Your mum's a serf"
Bill: "Your parents are serfs, and I'm going to emancipate them!"
Leroy: "Ah, toupe!"
Bill: "Check and mate"
serf by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005