Definitions by AlimonyBob

Chernobylized 

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

Chernobylized by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Peanut-Butter-Dicked 

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.

I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!

Peanut-Butter-Dicked by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Amish Tea Kettle 

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

Amish Tea Kettle by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011