Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered
As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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government

Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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car

1) Form of 4-wheeled transportation
2) Knob on wheels for sexually inadequate men
3) Device for destroying the environment
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Tony Blair

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use
Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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