Alien Entity's definitions

Tony Blair

Governor of the 51st State of the USA

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

government

Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

politician

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use

Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002