Definitions by Alfred Rosenburg

Birkett

A slang term for a complete idiot. Inspired from the SEN school in Leicestershire called Birkett House.

Look at Tom, he's such a birkett.

Birkett by Alfred Rosenburg February 7, 2022

Bonk Machine 

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

Bonk Machine by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021