14 definitions by Alex and Rob

spit pit

A room used for masturtbating in.

I'm just off to my spit pit, see you in 5!

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob March 21, 2006

hanscome

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.

(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

bappet lugs

Person with big ears

(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

unicorn

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

Like

Word used after every other when drunk.

(Scotch Drunken Accent) FU Like I saw her first Like!

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003