Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 04, 2006

super bike!

term used when about to be run over by one

AAAGGGHHH! Super Bike!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

bappet lugs

Person with big ears

(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Like

Word used after every other when drunk.

(Scotch Drunken Accent) FU Like I saw her first Like!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Hooch Cup

Vagina. Fanny. Cunt.

by Alex and Rob March 03, 2003

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003