battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

munched

A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!

by Alex and Rob March 03, 2003

hootenanny

An excellent night of partying

Person 1: What did you do on friday night?
Person 2: We had an awesome hootenanny in town.

by Alex and Rob March 03, 2003

spit pit

A room used for masturtbating in.

I'm just off to my spit pit, see you in 5!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 04, 2006

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003