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Definitions by Alex Teaspoon

1. (noun) A small town in Michigan, surrounded by Detroit.

2. (verb) When you tear a your significant other's shirt off, then punch them in the head, ejaculate on them, and then throw them out of the house in broad daylight.
1. "I live in Hamtramck, and it's a poor, dirty town"

2. "Oh, no, she just got Hamtramcked"
Hamtramck by Alex Teaspoon February 7, 2006