Definitions by Alex (Awesome) N

mud vacuum 

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

mud vacuum by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

beefsock 

Its a penis! 8================D

I'll smack you in the face with my beefsock.

You can't handle my beefsock.

beefsock by Alex (Awesome) N August 11, 2005