beefsock

Its a penis! 8================D

I'll smack you in the face with my beefsock.

You can't handle my beefsock.

by Alex (Awesome) N August 11, 2005

mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006