Jimothy

So you’ve got two names Jim and Tim (for short) now one can be extended to Timothy however the other cannot? Behold jimothy

Dino-“yo I found this baby”
Jimbo-“name it Timothy”

Edwin-“no! Name it jim!!!”
Alex- “timothy + jim = jimothy”

*clapping*

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Genitools

Tools which incorporate the theme of a reproductive organ.

Giuseppe-“hey eli got any genitools I can borrow?”
Eli-“yeah bro I’ve got a vagammer”
Giuseppe-“noice”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022