The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
See 'Southampton Solent University'
Is that the dimstitute?
Ah don't you mean the Solent, its a 'university don't you know!'