dinked

The act of being absolutely useless and having no concept of reality.

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

piss wiskers

small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

shit-wiskers

long or short clusters of stray pubic hair around the anal opening

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Hoss

To over indulge by eating mass quantities of food, increasing fat storage whereby a state of bloating has occured.

"I just hossed out on that buffet"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Glute-Strings

A Physical condition inwhich the guteal muscle elongate and transend into the hamstrings achieving a flat appearence.

"Check out the glute strings on that chick"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Pita-Chest

a state where the breasts hang in a manner such that they appear thin pointed and droopy (inverted triangular configeration)

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Pearbody

A physical condition achieved by having narrow shoulders less than the hip span, and a excessively large Pelvic region.

"Look at that fat pearbody"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003