Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Aintworth Reading

smurkint

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.

Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.

Zoontoss is a game, similar to lawn darts, except the objects thrown are zoons (small cube shaped pieces of crushed agregate cement).

At the family picnic the cousins got to decide which game would be played by everyone; zoontoss or checkers.