Aintworth Reading's definitions

smurkint

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

squrd

A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.

The crowd roared in their approval of the bands squrd.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

zoontoss

Zoontoss is a game, similar to lawn darts, except the objects thrown are zoons (small cube shaped pieces of crushed agregate cement).

At the family picnic the cousins got to decide which game would be played by everyone; zoontoss or checkers.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022