An active trend that people are talking about on social media, and especially Twitter. Twitter auto-completes it, however it's not trending just yet.
Liverpool vs Manchester United game (#LIVMUN) is still a subtrend, despite being highly entertaining.
by Ahmed Zidan October 26, 2015
#ALSBucketChallenge trendlapsed in 2015.
by Ahmed Zidan October 26, 2015
A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.
A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010
A portmanteau of monocracy and chronic syndrome. It represents any totalitarian, autocrat, or parental behaviour or action which neglects other individuals' freedom of thought, expression, or action.
It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.
It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.
One of the main reasons behind the exclusive Islamist terrorism is the monochronic way of education and upbringing.
by Ahmed Zidan December 31, 2010
The complete list of blogs written by a blogger, or a group of bloggers, on their own website, or many websites to which they contribute.
by Ahmed Zidan September 04, 2010
Sexual satisfaction by dictation, smsing, tweeting, blogging, instant messaging, private Facebook threads, etc...
Sexual gratification by sharing written text.
Sexual gratification by sharing written text.
This woman knows how to turn me on in less than 140 characters. She's a perfect sexter!
This tweep turns on her followers! She knows exactly how to sext!
This tweep turns on her followers! She knows exactly how to sext!
by Ahmed Zidan April 20, 2011
by Ahmed Zidan July 03, 2011