Ahmed's definitions

megahead

goofball from egypt

yo man, you down with the megahead

by AHmed March 10, 2004

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

baser

1. A synonym for jug.

1. Jackie is a baser.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

free country

A free country is where the people are able to elect a leader, however the only problem with that is that the people aren't able to forsee what their leader will do and so end up screwing themselves over.

President George W. Bush of the United States, serving the term 2000-2004.
EG The war on Iraq

by Ahmed January 26, 2004

jug

1. A crackhead or baser.
2. A person tricked into working for free.

1. That jug smokes rocks.
2. Bob had a jug fix his car.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003