Definitions by Ahhstin666

Bloody meatball 

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.

I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.

Bloody meatball by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023

Douche canoe 

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

Douche canoe by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Cunt-a-thon 

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.

There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.

Cunt-a-thon by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021