Agent Kaniff's definitions

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

flabulous

Of or relating to excessive fat rolls.

She was lookin' flabulous with that fat roll hangin' over her skirt.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007