Definitions by Agent Kaniff

patty mayonnaise 

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

flabulous 

Of or relating to excessive fat rolls.

She was lookin' flabulous with that fat roll hangin' over her skirt.

flabulous by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007