Definitions by Agatha Harkness

Sims 4 

That game that you play when you don’t feel like playing anything else you have. You eat, sleep, and poop in life so much more luxurious than your own in the Sims 4. Don’t forget that Woohoo action which you never get, you fvcking 13 year old.

Jeff; Broo I just played the Sims 4
Dylan; you must’ve been super bored

Sims 4 by Agatha Harkness April 25, 2021

fjtxbg

StRoKe

Dave: fjtxbg
Online coworker 1: You good Dave?
Dave:s TRonk

fjtxbg by Agatha Harkness January 27, 2021

jeejiekrkewkwkwk

Slamming your hands into a keyboard
Alternatively, having a stroke whilst at a keyboard

Dave: jeejiekrkewkwkwk
Online coworker 1: Haha Dave’s cat might’ve just walked on his keyboard
Online coworker 2: JESUS CHRIST HE’S HAVING A STRONK CALL THE BONDULANCE

jeejiekrkewkwkwk by Agatha Harkness January 22, 2021