Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Sex

Why exactly would you look this up? It’s either you want to get horny by looking at all of the definitions that 5 year olds wrote, or you are a stupid fifth grader thinking you are cool by looking up sex with your friends. Or it’s because you actually don’t know what it means, which in that case you shouldn’t be on the internet.

If you don’t know what sex means go learn a few swear words. fuck shit dick bitch cunt ass asshole motherfucker you are welcome

by AdventurousPineapple July 27, 2020

Flipping grats

Kind of like slang for congratulations back at you. You are flipping the “grats”

Graduate #1: congratulations dude!
Graduate #2: flipping grats, dude!

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

The

The word the is the most common way to describe the, because the is the best way to describe the, because the is best described by the word the, which is a good way to describe the.

Oh ma gawd the is so good the the the

by AdventurousPineapple July 27, 2020

Banana

A sex position where the woman fondles the scrotum and the man eats out the woman. Similar to 69 but different

69 is so lame it’s used as a meme now. We should do the banana

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Shitmori

The little piece of shit that you can’t push out.

Oh god oh fuck I can’t leave the toilet there’s a shitmori

by AdventurousPineapple July 27, 2020

Emma

Emma’s are the basic girls who think they are quirky when they say they don’t like country music. Nuff said.

Emma loved hanging out with Samantha

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020