Definitions by Adrian Skertchly

Beer

A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

Beer by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005

swimming 

The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

swimming by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005