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Definitions by Adopted daughter of god

The baguette goddess 

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

Cumflakes 

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .
“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

Yessss please”-Louise

Laylavirus 

virus that turns you into a baguette stan
“I’ve got my results back”
“I’ve got laylavirus”

*eats baguette in tears*

The baguette queen 

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”