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Coochee Monster

Any horn dog sex maniac, sex addict that eats way too much pussy for his or her own good.
Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!

I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009
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Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.
Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.
by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009
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